Close Help « McCarthy Revisited » Unclear Web Forms mad about people Slow Parking Garage Drivers11.11.08 | 1 Comment I park in a parking garage every work day. And at least three mornings out of five I get stuck behind “Slow Parking Garage Driver Guy”. First, let me explain how my garage is structured. After you swipe your card and the electronic arm lifts, you drive up a ramp to the first floor. At the top of the ramp, you are permitted to go only one way, right. This process is repeated for every floor of the garage. Essentially you keep driving in circles as you ascend until you find a spot. To Slow Driver Guy, this simple process is acted out in an agonizingly turtle-like fashion. Even though you can only take a right at the top of every level, Slow Driver Guy makes a full stop at the top of each ramp, tries to turn left, then realizes his error and turns right, ascending to the next level at a speed relatively equal to that of a blind snail. This is repeated until Slow Driver Guy eventually finds a spot on floor 9 or so, or roughly 15 minutes after both you and he entered the garage. God forbid you’re late for late for work, because Slow Driver Guy will guarantee that you don’t make that 8 AM meeting. Plus, Slow Driver Guy is inevitably Self Righteous Guy, because if dare tail him during your epic journey to find a parking place, he goes even slower on purpose, then flashes you an evil glare when he finally discovers a spot and you roar past him out of frustration. So, Slow Driver Guy, do us all a favor and pull into the Handicapped slot on level 2. We won’t tell on you, really!
Makes Me So Mad
